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DON'T BLAME A CONSPIRACY, IT'S YOUR FAULT YOUR CAR IS SO STINKY

The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. This two-sided air freshener is 3" tall, decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo and smells like musky hegemony. String for hanging included.

• 3" tall air freshener
• Logo of the Illuminati
• Makes car smell like musky old power

By Archie McPhee